August 13, 2010, at 8:00 am
No, it’s not a joke. OC’s resident loopy housewife broke the news to us last Friday, August 6th, via her Facebook page. She will no longer be able to have plastic surgeries or afternoon boozing on national television. I know what you’re thinking, and I decided that life is no longer worth living if I can’t watch Lynne work out on downers, but we have to be strong, for Lynne! [Sniffle]
BRAVO hasn’t made any comments on their decision yet but Mrs. Curtin sure has: “I am broken hearted! I was so let down the way this came about! We were the last to know! I guess Bravo has to do what they have to do! I thought we had a great relationship! I guess I was wrong! Its funny how fast offers came to us from other places! That’s how we found out we were not returning! Funny how life can be!” Was BRAVO really that naughty that they didn’t even tell her themselves? I think Lynne was just being dramatic.
But do not fear my fellow Lynne lovers, because she thinks there might be a show in the works just for her and her Tequila. “Further rumor has it we will be back somewhere else on our own show! Hmmmm! I would like our new show to be totally honest! No retakes or do overs. You will see it exactly the way it really happens! Someone thinks a lot of people will tune in! That makes me feel better about things! Its important to keep a positive vibe in life no matter what is going on!”
Now that is television gold!!! When I grow up, I want to be just like her!
