May 21, 2010, at 12:40 pmOn The Real Housewives of NYC, Ramona, Bethenny, Alex, Sonja and Kelly embark on their Caribbean Adventure. Back home, LuAnn’s manly singing chops and her creepy date with The Queer Eye For The Straight Guy lookalike was nothing compared to the ridiculous drama that went on Ramona’s vacay. Ramona’s trip with the girls was somewhat of a bachelorette party celebrating her vowel renewal to husband Mario. Ramona planned an extravagant getaway on a huge yacht that carried on to a beautiful house on an island and boy oh boy the drama. I laughed so hard so thank you for that.
The girls hang out on the boat and go for a swim in the ocean, mind you Ramona can’t swim so she dives in with a banana floater. Kelly slowly beginning to loose her mind by attacking Bethenny and calling her a cook instead of a chef (But she doesn’t know becauase Bethenny never catered to any of her friends), making lemonade out of lemons means making something big out of something small, Kelly keeps saying “What is this 1979?” where one’s mind wonders what the hell happened to Kelly in 1979, calling Alex a Vampire who was channeling the devil, saying she has nightmares about Bethenny trying to kill her with a butter knife in her sleep and of course skipping and eating gummy bears. If that doesn’t sound like a crazy person to you, just watch the videos below.
Bethenny of course had her own one liners. Between describing Kelly’s nervous zaps and saying she wanted to vampire Ramona’s ass and suck all the Pinot Grigio out of her, I have never enjoyed reality television more in my life. Oh and let’s not forget going over to the Hooter’s boat and having turtle time. I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time, I was re-watching the videos when I put them in the post and I couldn’t stop laughing again. So here is the whopper, after Kelly’s nightmare talk, I actually went to sleep and had a dream that Kelly was trying to kill Bethenny with a sniper rifle. No Joke.
