Now this is one funny title if I’ve ever seen one. Think this is a joke? Apparently, 41-year-old Livia Bistriceanu swears (to God) that she and the Inception star are happily married and are expecting a baby together, who is none other than baby Jesus himself. Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Carol Boas Goodson issued an injunction against Bistriceanu (Or should we say Mrs. DiCaprio) on Wednesday forbidding her from coming within 100 yards of Leo or his property.
DiCaprio made the following statements at a recent court declaration: “Livia Bistriceanu was sending me unwanted and unsolicited letters in which she expressed delusional thoughts and irrational feelings, calling and showing up at business I am associated with and, most recently, locating and traveling to my private residence. I am frightened of Ms. Bistriceanu and feel that my personal safety, and the personal safety of those around me, is in jeopardy.”
Oh wait and my favorite: “Bistriceanu maintains a delusional belief that she is my wife and carrying my child, Jesus…and has threatened that we will live together forever..in His Kingdom”. Wow this is priceless. Leo also mentions that the Looney Toons who has been placed on psychological holds in the past—has vowed to live with him forever in the afterlife. I guess this situation poses only one question… What Would Jesus Do?
Looks like our favorite True blood hotties – Alexander Skarsgard, Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer – have opened up for the camera… literally! The latest cover of Rolling Stone magazine features the sexy trio sans-clothing and covered in blood. It’s no secret that the HBO hit series has never been shy about exposing any of their stars but is this cover too sexy? Well People.com made a survey and the “people” have spoken. 67% (30,619 votes) think that the cover is fang-freakin-tastic! And 33% (15,302 votes) think it’s borderline soft core porn.
I really don’t understand why this is so shocking to everyone, Rolling Stone magazine has had plenty of “too sexy” covers (See below). Is it because there are two naked guys and a naked girl instead of the usual naked girl or two naked girls OR is it because the accessory they are wearing just happens to be blood instead of riffle shells or a guitar… who knows. What do you think? Is this toooo sexy to place in a magazine stand?
Looks like the How I Met Your Mother star, Neil Patrick Harris, and his partner of six years, David Burtka, are expecting twins this fall via a surrogate. After announcing the good news on the Ellen DeGeneres show on Saturday, he confirmed the next day on his Twitter: “So, get this: David and I are expecting twins this fall. We’re super excited/nervous/thrilled.”
It’s pretty funny how Harris always seems to play a womanizer on TV but in real life he’s a proud gay. From his hilarious guest appearance on Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle where he plays himself on Ecstasy looking for tail to his regular character on How I Met Your Mother where he plays well… a player.
Big congrats goes out to these two… I guess since they are not having the babies themselves, they can have as much champagne as they want!
The Pirates of The Caribbean actor’s rep confirmed on Thursday to E! News that he and his Victoria’s Secret sweetie, Miranda Kerr, have in fact tied the knot in a low key ceremony that no one knew about. This power house of hotness have been together for three years and it is only fitting that they would tie the knot at this point… I just wish we would have known about it.
The first one to let the cat out of the bag was the winged angel herself when she gave the statement below about not being able to make it to her David Jones (Australian department store) appearance because she’s ta tadada… going on her honeymoon.
“David Jones very graciously released me during this period so we could celebrate an intimate ceremony and honeymoon together”
No really! After leaving one of the douchiest douches of Bachelor history, Jake Pavelka, on the recent season of The Bachelor, Ali Fedotowski became a Bachelor dynasty favorite and was selected to be the next Bachelorette. She has been picking guys off one by one for the last couple of months and now is down to the last two – Roberto and Chris.
This week’s episode was a bit rocky when her first date on the show, Frank, “suddenly” realized that he is really in love with his ex-girlfriend Nicole and not Ali, as he led everyone to believe with his jealousy fits.
Personally, I have been a Chris fan from the very first episode. Mr. Smith and I even made a bet, he picked Roberto and Frank and I got everyone else but my #1 one choice was of course Chris, they are just perfect together. And what do you know, it is now me vs. him in the final two.
If Ali knows what’s good for her, she’ll pick Chris. I have no doubt in my mind.
UPDATE: Mr. Smith has hijacked Mrs. Smith’s post and wants everyone to know Ali will be picking Roberto. (Even though he sweats waaaay too much). Chris may be the right choice, but when does this show ever put the right people together?!
Last night’s episode of So You Think You Can Dance was so freaking sad. Although I am happy that neither Billy or Ashley went home, I was so sad for Alex Wong, who was unfortunately eliminated due to the his injury. While rehearsing Tuesday night for his Bollywood piece with AdeChike (Who really should be the one going home) Wong tore his achilles and even though he has to go through somewhat of a minor surgery, he has to let it rest for about three months. This was so sad because Alex was so incredible, he probably would have won the whole thing. Because Alex Wong was eliminated due to unfortunate circumstances and for no fault of his own, he will be allowed to come back next season.
Alex Wong was a genius dancer and in honor of his short lived experience on So You Think You Can Dance, I wanted to make today’s most memorable moment, his most memorable moment. I think everyone would agree that it was the Napoleon & Tabitha Hip Hop routine, “Outta Your Mind” by Lil’ Jon & LMFAO, with all star Twitch. Alex Wong broke the Ballet dancer stigma of not being able to get down to the beat and just let loose. Hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Check out all of my So You Think You Can Dance memorable moments: #1, #2, #3 !!!
During last night’s Bachelorette episode, Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi went on a final interview with Chris Harrison and it’s safe to say, all hell broke loose. During the interview, Vienna shared personal stories about her life with Jake and the crap he has been putting her through since they have been together. She says the reason why she went to Star magazine first, is because she knew that once she broke up with him, Jake being the fame whore that he is, would go straight to the magazines himself and tell everyone all about how he broke up with her.
While Mr. Smith and I were watching this, 5 minutes into it he turned to me and said “I believe Vienna 100%”. Vienna was sitting there crying, saying how controlling and mean he is to her, and all Jake had to say is “Do you see how she undermines me?” WHAT? You have got to be kidding me, undermines you? Who the hell do you think you are Jake Pavelka? And right after that, he thought that yelling ‘”Stop interrupting me” on national television would somehow win him some sympathy votes. Poor Jake keeps getting interrupted. Jake then started claiming that he broke up with Vienna because she was cheating on him (This he deducted from a picture that was taken of her and some actor at a charity event). Jake Pavelka finally showed his true colors and acted like a complete douchebag.
Vienna is absolutely correct, Jake Pavelka is a fame whore. Just as an example look at Jake’s body language in the picture above. He is pulling away from her and has that “Hey look at me” look on his stupid face. I feel so bad for Vienna that she had to go through that, believe me it ain’t easy. I really hope she can get past this even though the emotional scars might be there forever.
Looks like I jumped the gun a bit on Jake and Vienna’s break up. I normally wait until the story completely unravels, before I post because I don’t like to write about the same topic five thousand times. However this time, I have to give you an update. “Jake’s a Monster” was Star magazine’s cover with a Vienna tell all on how she left the fame whoring bachelor.
While previous reports claimed that it was Jake who dumped Vienna because she was too stalkerish and followed him everywhere, it was actually Vienna who ended their awful 5 month romance. Vienna spilled the nitty-gritty to Star only hours before she packed up her stuff at Vienna and Jake’s Los Angeles apartment and split for good. According to Vienna, the first month of their relationship was magical and they couldn’t keep their hands off each other. It didn’t take long before Jake started coming up with random excuses from “I’m fasting”(?) to “I want to wait till marriage” in order not to be intimate with Vienna. Apparently it’s been a whopping four months since they’ve been “together”.
Vienna says that in private, he wouldn’t touch her and she even had to ask him to kiss her, in which case he would just peck her on the cheek. But in public, Jake acted like they were very in love and kissed Vienna all the time. Former Bachelorette Deanna Pappas says that Jake might have had ulterior motives to going on The Bachelor like promoting his “acting career” and she warned Jake that the truth will always come out.
Well it looks like Jake Pavelka is getting everything he wanted. His fifteen minutes of fame are here. He managed to get himself on Dancing With The Stars but got eliminated a few rounds into it. Not before he got to dance in his underwear of course. Now Jake has a guest appearance on Lifetime’s Drop Dead Diva, ironically enough as a bachelor on a reality TV dating show who dumps a contestant to further his own career.
Jake however, claims that it was he who broke up with Vienna over the phone on Monday and not the other way around. Pavelka denies reports that Girardi was unfaithful (Probably not to crush his little ego) but says that there were serious “trust issues” between them, according to an interview with People magazine. Who broke up with who? I couldn’t care less, the important thing is that I was right.
It seems that the newly in love and engaged Bachelor couple, Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi, broke up. Is anyone surprised? Really? I didn’t think so. After ignoring Vienna’s fellow Bachelor contestants’ warnings about Vienna’s less than perfect personality traits, one of the most popular bachelors in a while, Jake Pavelka, proposed to the rumored bad girl on the final episode and the couple seemed to be madly in love ever since. Unfortunately there was no happily ever after for them for that long. Vienna Girardi has been dumped. (Personally I always kinda thought that the turtle neck sweaters and clip on phone would get to her first).
Even though we all pretty much saw it coming a mile away, Jake and Vienna insisted that they were going to be together forever. Jake even announced on his Dancing With The Stars stint that proposing to Vienna was the “honor of his life”. Not the first infatuation and pure sexual attraction disguised as love, that’s for sure. Rumors say that The Bachelor couple broke up because of Vienna’s constant cheating (Recently with with Greekactor Gregory Michael). Jake however claims that it was Vienna’s stalkerish ways. How romantic. Turns out that Vienna wanted to be with Jake ALL THE TIME and she didn’t want him going on Dancing With The Stars because of all the girls she thought would throw themselves at him. But when she realized she couldn’t stop him, she showed up for every rehearsal, photo shoot and even practice (Sometimes being the only significant other there).
Now honestly, does that sounds crazy to you? I know that I can’t compare my relationship to anyone’s on this green earth because we actually enjoy being together all the time, so can I really say what she was doing was totally boundary crushing insane? No. Did I think their physically based romance would ever last? Not in a million years. So one way or another… Bye bye Jake and Vienna… We won’t miss ya.
By way of E!’s link party to the mecca of Justin Bieber fever to a Lesbieber run in with the law – This is hilarious. This might not come as a surprise to some of you but there is actually a website called LesbiansWhoLookLikeJustinBieber(.tumbler).com. Why does such a silly website exist you ask? Well, for a few reason.
1. You really don’t need a reason to have a silly website.
2. The pure entertainment value is beyond anything I can put into words.
3. Because of poor little Katie, who was busted for drinking while looking like Justin Bieber.
According to TMZ, on June 12th 2009, local police were called into an Ocean City, Maryland bar called “Mug & Mallet” looking for the teen sensation with an over-sized beer mug in his hand. Instead, they found Katie, a 27-year-old woman trying to enjoy a quiet night of drinking with her lady friends. Katie, who wasn’t shocked by the situation at all, pulled out her ID and proved to the (probably surprised) cops that she is no way shape or form, Justin Bieber.
I have to give credit to Dlisted.com for the funniest Bieber quote I have heard in a while: “Dumb b*****s needs to know that Justin Bieber isn’t the first person to have magical bangs that can sweep the nightmares from your head”. I also want to make very clear that I’ve never had, have or will have, Bieber fever. The end.
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Now this is one funny title if I’ve ever seen one. Think this is a joke? Apparently, 41-year-old Livia Bistriceanu swears (to God) that she and the Inception star are happily married and are expecting a baby together, who is none other than baby Jesus himself. Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Carol Boas Goodson issued an injunction against Bistriceanu (Or should we say Mrs. DiCaprio) on Wednesday forbidding her from coming within 100 yards of Leo or his property.
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