So somehow, someway, Mrs. Smith was able to grapple her hooks into me and make me watch the last five or six episodes of this season of The Bachelor. Honestly speaking, I’ve always thought of the idea to be extremely stupid. Forcing love on one person by choosing 25 strangers they’ve never met and allowing them to spend a few hours a day with them for a few months is a great way to staff divorce lawyers in my opinion. Be that as it may, I recognize the flash and dash and why the show continues to be successful, Because watching beautiful people live the beautiful life and find true love is what each and every American dreams of. But after watching last night’s finale, I found myself turning away from the television in disgust. Enough is enough.
If you’re a frequent reader of our blog, then you know I have a sweet tooth for the horror movie genre. Not so much for the blood and guts aspect of the crap a lot of directors are putting out today but more for the original ideas and psychological aspect. I can withstand anything a movie throws at me because I know, no matter what, it’s for show. The gore, the body parts, ehh, been there done that. The Bachelor on the other hand is real life for some. You follow the characters, you learn their stories and then you pick someone who you want to “win”.
In last nights finale, there were two women left vying for Jake’s proposal and an unarguable fact was that Tenley is the sweeter of the two. Sadly, you also know that she was married once and had a douche of a husband, so if she’s not selected by Jake, the train most certainly will come off of the tracks. Anyone following The Bachelor, probably knew that Vienna was the choice before it happened and the episode clearly showed that Jake was undoubtedly going that way, but when it came time to get down on one knee, I have to admit, I actually was pulling for Tenley.
Then it happened. All of the reasons I never wanted to watch this inane show in the first place we’re broadcast across the country when Jake delivered the crushing blow to the one woman out of 25 that simply could not take it. What made it worse, was the chatter from Tenley walking up to the podium, knowing that she was the one Jake was going to pick. The horror! I found myself not even being able to watch as a woman who had her heart broken once, simply had it ripped out of her chest this time around. The tears that ran down her face almost brought me, a manly man, to tears. Just awful.
Now I’m not as naive as you may think. I know that by going on a show like this, you leave the possibility open that you fall in love and don’t make it all the way to top dog. I have to imagine, that Tenley’s family begged her not to go on this show because of this very reason. With that said, no one deserves this. Certainly not a girl as nice as Tenley. THEN, if that wasn’t enough, she got to relive the moment over and over again during the recap after-show.
Will Jake and Vienna’s love last? Long shot. Would Jake and Tenley’s love had lasted? Even longer shot. But that’s not the point. The Bachelor is a show with no chance of a happy ending and a 100% chance of a lot of broken hearts. Sure it makes for excellent television but I’ll take the happy endings every day of the week and twice on Sundays. No more Bachelor for me!
Tiger Woods… Oh my god really? This has gone on almost as long as the Gosselin family crap. I already said I’m not going to write about this useless drama, but I did read some articles that were absolutely hilarious, and I couldn’t have said it better my self. These snippets come from a site called The Superficial which I’m pretty sure is written by a guy (Correct me if I’m wrong). Enjoy…
I can only imagine that after last night’s Bachelor episode, there were women passing out left and right. Don’t worry you are not alone. Last night on The Bachelor, Ali, who left Jake for fear of being fired from her job if she stayed, pleaded Jake to come back but unfortunately was brutally DENIED! I was soooo pissed. So what’s the next step for Ali? Aahh go on the Ellen DeGeneres show and tell the world what really happened of course.
So check this out, at the end of the episode I turned to Mr. Smith and said “I bet you a million dollars that Ali will be the next Bachelorette” and today it’s all over the internet. Not only did Jake make a huge mistake by not letting Ali come back but now rumors are surfacing that Gia had another man at home (But who cares, she went home last night) and that Vienna is still in love with her ex-boyfriend in Florida, not to mention all the wild pictures of her, like licking whip cream of another girls chest.
Good luck Jake… Thanks for employing the gossip mags of America (If you pick Vienna). Which he might.
So I have been hearing rumors that this seasons Bachelor finale will shock and disappoint everyone. And what will disappoint everyone more than anything? Vienna. I don’t normally watch the Bachelor, or the Bachelorette for that matter. I happened to see the last few episodes of Jillian’s quest for love, and started watching Jake when he had about 10 girls left, now he’s down to 3… or is it 4?
On the last episode of The Bachelor, Jake had to get rid of one more girl, but unfortunately did not get a chance because Ali (My favorite) was given an ultimatum by her job and was forced to leave the show for fear she would get fired. Jake kept saying that it broke his heart when Ali left, but previews of the next episode suggest that Ali might be coming back. Hey… it worked for Ed didn’t it!?!
Now let’s get back to the rumors… ABC had made no effort to conceal the identity of Jake’s bride of choice and rumors have been saying that Vienna will in fact be the winner. Vienna has been proclaimed the most hated girl in the house, especially by my girl Ali. Jake however did not want to listen to gossip or other girls opinions and has kept her in the race, claiming that he’s feelings for her are real.
Personally, I think she is an idiot, she is too young, she is spoiled and she definitely does not deserve him. I really think that he is a nice descent guy, and Vienna is just so not right for him. Ali is so pretty and I think that they are definitely perfect for each other. So ABC thinks that we will be disappointed; that is not even close to what we will be. More like outraged. If he picks Vienna, I am boycotting The Bachelor. The End.
First of all, lets analyze what a hoarder is exactly. Here is the description according to Wiki:
“Compulsive hoarding (or pathological hoarding or disposophobia or the Messie mindset) is a mental disorder marked by an obsessive need to acquire (and failure to use or discard) a significant amount of possessions, even if the items are worthless, hazardous, or unsanitary. Compulsive hoarding causes significant clutter and impairment to basic living activities, including mobility, cooking, cleaning, showering, and sleeping. A person who engages in compulsive hoarding is commonly said to be a “pack rat”, in reference to that animal’s apparent fondness for material objects.”
The question on everyone’s mind is, is Lindsey actually disturbed or is she just really rich and has no time to organize all the crap she buys. Well, I seem to disagree with the second statement. All celebrities are rich, but i’m pretty sure they don’t just through all their stuff in a room and forget about it. You have money… hire someone to organize all your stuff, add another room to your million dollar mansion and use it strictly for closet space! Just check out these celebrity closets from InStyle magazine; they look nothing like Lindsey Lohan’s mess.
According to a clinical psychologist that interviewed for PopEater.com, “Lohan is filling an emotional void and channeling her search to find perfectionism, as well as the fact that she is showing an over attachment to objects rather than intimate relationships which may be lacking in her life. Typically hoarders place a high emotional value on items that may represent a high point in their life or even cover up emotional pain like not feeling loved as a child.”
Look, I used to be a huge fan of Lindsey and always thought she was pretty cool but lately she just looks so crazy and dirty. Seriously… every time she takes a picture, it looks like she has dirt on her face, she shouldn’t be hoarding shoes, she should be hoarding some face wash. And last but not least, if she is going on a show that documents hoarders… SHE’S A HOARDER! The Insider had Niecy Nash (Whom you probably know as Bonita the school principal from The Bernie Mac Show) from Clean House explain what went down.
Looks like one of the latest controversial stars, Charlie Sheen, can’t get out of the news no matter how much he tries. Sheen’s Mercedes four door sedan was stolen Friday morning and dumped in a ravine near his Sherman Oaks home.
Police are not clear on whether it was driven off the cliff or just pushed, as the car was empty when it was found. The surrounding area was searched by foot and by helicopter but no evidence was found whether or not anyone was in the car when it traveled off the cliff. Based on a preliminary investigation, Sheen’s car may have been left in an open garage with the keys inside but they are still planning on going through surveillance footage from the Two and a Half Men star’s gated community.
Sheen was alerted to the crash when he received a phone call from On Star around 4am, noticed the car was not in the driveway and immediately called the police.
Looks like a certain someone named Tamra is happier than Lady Gaga at a recycling center. After episodes and episodes of accusing Gretchen of cheating on her late rich hubby Jeff Beitzel while he was dying in the hospital, the truth finally comes out. The major feud on The Real Housewives of Orange County, between Gretchen Rossi and Tamra Barney, all happened because Tamra received a phone call from Gretchen’s supposed ex-boyfriend, who stated that him and Gretchen have been dating for a year, all while her husband Jeff was fighting for his life. Gretchen denied all accusations pretty profusely, and so the feud began.
Well, it looks like Gretchen’s past is coming back to bite her in the ass. The supposed midnight caller, Jay Photoglou, is now suing Gretchen for libel and slander. Photoglou is claiming that Rossi damaged his personal and business reputation by calling him a liar, a stalker and a thief.
Now the question is, did she have to lie and deny her relationship with this Jay guy because the producers told her to? Or did she lie to protect her own reputation and not be named a liar and a cheater?
I recently saw a very unflattering picture of Kristin Cavallari on People.com and honestly was not surprised. The Laguna Beach star who recently joined the cast of The Hills has been spotted earlier this month in Las Vegas, celebrating her 23rd birthday.
Kristin moved to Laguna Beach, California to live with her father and her brother after her parents divorced, and began filming Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County in her junior year of high-school. After a love triangle in her senior year with her high-school sweetheart Stephen Colletti and The Hills sweetheart Lauren Conrad, Cavallari pretty much disappeared. She’s done a couple of movies that went to straight to DVD but that was pretty much it.
It’s not hard to understand why Kristin Cavallari and her fellow California girl, Heidi Montag are in constant struggle with themselves. Hollywood does not make it easy… it’s hard enough for us to fight body images, can you imagine what it’s like for girls that are actually in the spot light? It’s just sad.
In the picture to the left, Kristin looks very healthy and fit in her little black bathing suit. But in the picture to the right, Cavallari looks extremely scrawny and frail.
Along with Stephanie Pratt’s DUI… The new season of The Hills is looking like all kinds of wrong. I’m still waiting for sweet little Lauren Conrad to start some drama.
Hills star, Heidi Montag has never been in the media for the right reasons. One drama after another made Heidi and her husband Spencer Pratt (Speidi) pretty much hated by the press and the public. Montag attempted a singing career but reviews were less than positive, in fact her album “Superficial” sold less than 700 copies to date world-wide. Speidi tried their luck on Fear Factor and I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here. She even tried to do her own fashion line called Heidiwood. Unfortunately none of those things made her more popular, more liked or even made her feel better about herself.
It’s no secret she has tried to alter her appearance in the past, but apparently that was not enough. The wannabe pop singer underwent 10 different plastic surgeries in one day in November of 2009, and now she has finally healed enough to show her face but unfortunately not enough to move it. Heidi underwent a mini brow lift, Botox in her brow and frown line area, a nose job revision, fat injections in cheeks, nasolabial folds and lips (No idea what that means), chin reduction, neck liposuction, ears pinned back, a breast augmentation revision (She got F’s… but said she wanted an H for Heidi), liposuction on her waist, hips and inner and outer thighs, and a buttock augmentation. Heidi was said to have almost died after the procedure because she received too much Demerol, just like Michael Jackson.
Heidi Montag stated in a recent interview with Access Hollywood that she is done with plastic surgery (Even though she previously stated that she was addicted to it). Heidi is apparently very pleased with the results as she is thankful for modern science and her ability (and choice) to change her appearance completely. You can see the drastic transition in her face and body in photos above. She almost looks like a wax figure in the last picture. Look, I’m not saying plastic surgery is bad, but everything needs to be done in moderation. I myself am guilty of some nose modification but that’s because I looked like I had Mount Everest growing on my face. I really hope she is finally happy with herself because I’m afraid the next time she won’t make it out alive… and that’s really sad.
Ok so I saw the pic on the left on People.com, stating that Jessica Simpson is meeting some friends at Wilshire Restaurant in Santa Monica, California for dinner. First of all, I have my doubts about that actually being Jessica Simpson. Her boobs look like they have a life of their own and they are coming for her…. and it kinda looks like she has braces. If it is her, she definitely got a boob job. The fun bags don’t just grow five sizes over night. Let’s compare shall we…
Newlywed Bachelor couple Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney look happy at a date night in Hollywood Monday – the same evening their wedding special aired on ABC
March 2, 2010, at 9:12 pm
So somehow, someway, Mrs. Smith was able to grapple her hooks into me and make me watch the last five or six episodes of this season of The Bachelor. Honestly speaking, I’ve always thought of the idea to be extremely stupid. Forcing love on one person by choosing 25 strangers they’ve never met and allowing them to spend a few hours a day with them for a few months is a great way to staff divorce lawyers in my opinion. Be that as it may, I recognize the flash and dash and why the show continues to be successful, Because watching beautiful people live the beautiful life and find true love is what each and every American dreams of. But after watching last night’s finale, I found myself turning away from the television in disgust. Enough is enough.
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