Now this is one funny title if I’ve ever seen one. Think this is a joke? Apparently, 41-year-old Livia Bistriceanu swears (to God) that she and the Inception star are happily married and are expecting a baby together, who is none other than baby Jesus himself. Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Carol Boas Goodson issued an injunction against Bistriceanu (Or should we say Mrs. DiCaprio) on Wednesday forbidding her from coming within 100 yards of Leo or his property.
DiCaprio made the following statements at a recent court declaration: “Livia Bistriceanu was sending me unwanted and unsolicited letters in which she expressed delusional thoughts and irrational feelings, calling and showing up at business I am associated with and, most recently, locating and traveling to my private residence. I am frightened of Ms. Bistriceanu and feel that my personal safety, and the personal safety of those around me, is in jeopardy.”
Oh wait and my favorite: “Bistriceanu maintains a delusional belief that she is my wife and carrying my child, Jesus…and has threatened that we will live together forever..in His Kingdom”. Wow this is priceless. Leo also mentions that the Looney Toons who has been placed on psychological holds in the past—has vowed to live with him forever in the afterlife. I guess this situation poses only one question… What Would Jesus Do?
Seriously though! Recent investigations tracked the salmonella diseased eggs to two Iowa farms,Wright County Egg and Hillandale Farms. It seems that the chicks that arrived at the farms were perfectly healthy so the contamination most likely occurred at the farms themselves. Officials say that the current total of 580 million eggs recalled will most likely not grow.
The recall effects eggs sold under the following brands: Lucerne, Albertson, Mountain Dairy, Ralph’s, Boomsma’s, Sunshine, Hillandale, Trafficanda, Farm Fresh, Shoreland, Lund, Dutch Farms, and Kemps. If you have eggs from any of these brands and are afraid you might be infected, check the codes stamped on the end of the carton. The plant numbers affected are P-1026, P-1413, and P-1946. The dates (recorded in the “Julian format”) range from 136 to 225, according to a statement by the Egg Safety Center.
On the bright side, a few brave folks at the Canyon Ranch Hotel & Spa decided to investigate further into this matter. Turns out the salmonella side effects are worse than we thought and may cause temporary egg talk. This disease manifests itself by replacing commonly used words with words like egg and it’s many uses. This is what was found in their report:
listen up everyone this is no yolk
there is an eggpidemic among us
when apoached with the dilemma
scientist brains were scrambled
one scientist – Dr Benedict omelette whites
said he sees no over easy way out of this
on the sunny side up of things
the disease has not hard boiled over into surrounding countries.
By: Wesley Clayton, Justin Griffin and Iris Santos
Looks like our favorite True blood hotties – Alexander Skarsgard, Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer – have opened up for the camera… literally! The latest cover of Rolling Stone magazine features the sexy trio sans-clothing and covered in blood. It’s no secret that the HBO hit series has never been shy about exposing any of their stars but is this cover too sexy? Well People.com made a survey and the “people” have spoken. 67% (30,619 votes) think that the cover is fang-freakin-tastic! And 33% (15,302 votes) think it’s borderline soft core porn.
I really don’t understand why this is so shocking to everyone, Rolling Stone magazine has had plenty of “too sexy” covers (See below). Is it because there are two naked guys and a naked girl instead of the usual naked girl or two naked girls OR is it because the accessory they are wearing just happens to be blood instead of riffle shells or a guitar… who knows. What do you think? Is this toooo sexy to place in a magazine stand?
Have all my prayers really been answered? Oh hallelujah!!! Even though BRAVO hasn’t made any announcements about the Staubster leaving her NJ pals (Just like they haven’t about OC Housewife Lynne Curtin), Danielle has taken it upon herself to neither confirm or deny [wink wink] the rumors. The 48 year old striparella tweeted: “I’m not even thinking about season 3 right now, I am considering many incredible options that have been presented to me. Right now I just want to let fans know that we have a fantastic finale coming up next week and explosive reunion shows on August 30 and September 6”.
Let me tell something tu ju… YOU HAVE NO FANS! No one wants to know anything about you and no one will watch your solo show. You know it’s funny, I was actually listening to the radio down here in Miami – Y100 – and they were discussing Staub’s departure from the show. They were taking calls and one girl called in and said that she’s glad Danielle is finally leaving the show and even though she loves the Real Housewives of New Jersey, every time she watches Danielle, she gets a really creepy feeling like something bad is going to happen. At that moment I almost called in myself because I get that same feeling. There is something not right with this lady and I feel very uncomfortable watching her. In fact… as I am writing this, I’m thinking if she reads this, she’s going to find me and kill me in my sleep.
If the rumors are true I will be a very happy camper! Even though Mr. Smith always says that Danielle brings the drama to the show and that’s why everyone watches it, I disagree. Yes, she does bring the drama, but there are plenty of crazy housewives out there that can still bring drama but maybe in a less homicidal way. I would rather watch Kelly Bensimon over Danielle Staub any day, at least she’s entertaining. Rainbows and gummy bears FOREVER! By the way is anyone else hearing the Psycho theme song when looking at the picture above?
No, it’s not a joke. OC’s resident loopy housewife broke the news to us last Friday, August 6th, via her Facebook page. She will no longer be able to have plastic surgeries or afternoon boozing on national television. I know what you’re thinking, and I decided that life is no longer worth living if I can’t watch Lynne work out on downers, but we have to be strong, for Lynne! [Sniffle]
BRAVO hasn’t made any comments on their decision yet but Mrs. Curtin sure has: “I am broken hearted! I was so let down the way this came about! We were the last to know! I guess Bravo has to do what they have to do! I thought we had a great relationship! I guess I was wrong! Its funny how fast offers came to us from other places! That’s how we found out we were not returning! Funny how life can be!” Was BRAVO really that naughty that they didn’t even tell her themselves? I think Lynne was just being dramatic.
But do not fear my fellow Lynne lovers, because she thinks there might be a show in the works just for her and her Tequila. “Further rumor has it we will be back somewhere else on our own show! Hmmmm! I would like our new show to be totally honest! No retakes or do overs. You will see it exactly the way it really happens! Someone thinks a lot of people will tune in! That makes me feel better about things! Its important to keep a positive vibe in life no matter what is going on!”
Now that is television gold!!! When I grow up, I want to be just like her!
If that isn’t a slap in the good parenting face for daddy dearest, I don’t know what is. It seems that the daughter of movie star Laurence Fishburne, Montana Fishburne, has been dreaming of becoming a porn star her whole life (All 18 years of it) and now her dream is finally coming true.
Montana had moved out of daddy’s mansion as soon as she turned 18 and already filmed an adult movie, by the clever name of “Montana Fishburne”, without running it by her parents in fear of being talked out of it. Boy, I wonder how that conversation would have gone… “Daddy Fishburne, can I let strange men do me for money on camera for the whole world to see? Please!” … “Hmm, let me think about it sweetheart”.
Once Fishburne found out about his daughter’s extra curricular activities, he actually hired Charlie Sheen’s lawyer, Yale Galanter, to make a secret deal with Vivid entertainment in order to buy every single DVD of his lovely daughter doing the deed. Unfortunately for him it was too late and the DVD’s already went out for shipment.
The reason why she made this tape is still a little blurry. Some sources (People) quote her saying: “I am not in porn to get into acting. I am in porn because I wanted to be in porn”. While E! states she said: “I view making this movie as an important first step in my career, I’ve watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape by Vivid”.
So what is Laurence actually saying about all this? According to People, Montana (Wow she doesn’t even have to change her name to be a porn star) continues to say: “I hear through relatives that he’s upset but I haven’t talked to him directly for him to tell me his feelings. I hope it’s not hurting him, It wasn’t done to hurt him but I think it will take time and talking through the issues. Eventually, I hope he will be proud of me.”
Oh my God, I was just laughing so hard I almost spilled my juice. She also said that when she broke the news to him the first time, he reacted with stunned silence. Wow, a father stunned by his daughter’s porn confessions and she still hopes he will proud of her one day. Now I’ve seen everything.
Crazy episode on Thursday right? First of all it’s really weird that we had three injuries this season, two of which didn’t make it back on the show on doctor’s orders. Billy Bell with his recent ankle injury was luckily (for him) a survivor and the doctor’s cleared him to dance next week. Which only meant that he might be going home at the hands of the judges anyway. I personally thought Jose was going home, he has been slowly getting worse and worse and his lack of technique has been more evident in the last few weeks. However, the judges decided to throw a woozy at the contestants and the audience and for the first time in So You Think You Can Dance history, no one went home.
The judges decided to spare the bottom three (Jose, Robert and Billy) for different reasons and instead of sending someone home that night, they are going to send two people home next week. My money is on Jose and Billy because Robert has been getting so much better with every performance. The two favorites, Lauren and Kent, will no doubt be the last two standing. As always I pick someone from the very beginning of the audition episodes and they never disappoint, top 5 minimum. First it was Chelsea Hightower, then Kayla and this season I picked Lauren. That’s weird… I keep picking hot blonds.
So let me veer off the blondies for a minute and give you this week’s So You Think You Can Dance most memorable moment -- Katee and Twitch in the Door dance… Mercy! Twitch has really been stepping up as an all-star this season and I truly have a new found appreciation for the buckness . Enjoy.
Check out all of my So You Think You Can Dance memorable moments: #1, #2, #3, #4 !!!
It seems that my favorite hottie is involved in another sex scandal and is being sued for sexual misconduct. The plaintiff is a Bones extra named Kristina Hagan and she has the help of celebrity lawyer Gloria Allred (of course). According to the suit documents, on Sept. 9, 2009, Boreanez offered to give Hagan a ride, claiming he wants to help find her find the right role and that he can “Make things happen for her.”
Then, he allegedly drove her to a nearby park and tried to have his way with her. In these words exactly: “[David] attempted to kiss her and touch her breasts but she pushed him away, [He then] unzipped his pants, pulled out his penis and began stroking it until he ejaculated”. And at this point she didn’t think to get out of the car and start running? What did she do, watch? “He subsequently pushed himself on top of her, and when he tried to put his hand down her pants and touch her, she pushed him off of her.” After all that, on Sept. 29, he supposedly tried to put the moves on her in his trailer. Wait a second… I don’t know about you, but if I was sexually assaulted by this dude in his car, the odds of me walking into his trailer and slim to none. That seems kinda fishy to me.
Boreanez’s rep made a statement to E! news, claiming “The allegations concerning any alleged inappropriate conduct by David Boreanaz are totally fabricated and absurd, there is no validity to this lawsuit”. I think I’m with them on this one, something is just not adding up to me.
According to Gloria Allred, Kristina Hagan is “An actress who is working toward her goals, but who like many other actresses, has not yet been able to achieve them”. So listen, who am I to say that this whole shebang didn’t happen? I have no way of knowing that. But you know what this statement says to me? “Kristina Hagan is a small time extra that hasn’t had much luck in Hollywood so she thought maybe I can ride this sexual harassment suit all the way to the bank and get famous in the process! Of course everyone will believe me… I’m a little catholic school girl attacked by the big bad David Boreanez, plus he just announced he has been cheating on his wife… Perfect!”
David Boreanez just doesn’t seem like a dangerous sexual predator to me. Of course it is possible I am blind to the idea since I have been smitten by him for many years. But as I mentioned in the title… he is kind of losing his glow to me at this point.
No really! After leaving one of the douchiest douches of Bachelor history, Jake Pavelka, on the recent season of The Bachelor, Ali Fedotowski became a Bachelor dynasty favorite and was selected to be the next Bachelorette. She has been picking guys off one by one for the last couple of months and now is down to the last two – Roberto and Chris.
This week’s episode was a bit rocky when her first date on the show, Frank, “suddenly” realized that he is really in love with his ex-girlfriend Nicole and not Ali, as he led everyone to believe with his jealousy fits.
Personally, I have been a Chris fan from the very first episode. Mr. Smith and I even made a bet, he picked Roberto and Frank and I got everyone else but my #1 one choice was of course Chris, they are just perfect together. And what do you know, it is now me vs. him in the final two.
If Ali knows what’s good for her, she’ll pick Chris. I have no doubt in my mind.
UPDATE: Mr. Smith has hijacked Mrs. Smith’s post and wants everyone to know Ali will be picking Roberto. (Even though he sweats waaaay too much). Chris may be the right choice, but when does this show ever put the right people together?!
I have to be honest, I never read the news. But for some reason today I thought I should start, and I actually found it pretty interesting. According to msnbc.com at 5:15 am this morning, a spy exchange took place in Vienna between the U.S. and Russia. Ten Russian spies, that were according to the U.S. only minor players, were exchanged for four U.S. spies, two of which were Russian Colonels that were “convicted in their home country of compromising dozens of valuable Soviet-era and Russian agents operating in the West”. Russian President Dmitry Medvedev even signed a decree pardoning the four traitors. According to State Department spokesman Mark Toner, “The network of unlawful agents operating inside the United States has been dismantled”.
It’s pretty interesting how this exchange occurred exactly two weeks before Angelina Jolie’s new film, SALT, comes out in theaters -- July 23rd. SALT tells the story of CIA agent Evelyn Salt (Played by Jolie) who is accused by a Russian defector of being a KGB sleeper agent, who is plotting to kill the President of the United States. Salt goes on the run to try and clear her name and prove she is not a Russian spy but the question remains, who is Evelyn Salt?
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Now this is one funny title if I’ve ever seen one. Think this is a joke? Apparently, 41-year-old Livia Bistriceanu swears (to God) that she and the Inception star are happily married and are expecting a baby together, who is none other than baby Jesus himself. Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Carol Boas Goodson issued an injunction against Bistriceanu (Or should we say Mrs. DiCaprio) on Wednesday forbidding her from coming within 100 yards of Leo or his property.
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