 Mrs. Smith  March 11, 2010, at 4:57 pm You didn’t think I would really let the Oscars rest without announcing the worst dressed did you? Well, I’m not. I did want to watch the Fashion police before I made my final decision to see if we agree but unfortunately we do not. Don’t get me wrong, their worst dressed is on my list as well (Ahm.. Charlize Theron) but I don’t think that she was the worst of the worst. So let’s get down to business and start going down the line:
Sarah Jessica Parker, I’m sorry honey but you look like a tampon. And not just a regular tampon, one of those silky gentle glide ones. Diane Kruger totally missed the target this time, and by target I mean chicken coup. Vera Farmiga, you may have starred aside one of Hollywood’s leading men, but didn’t stop you from wrapping a giant fuchsia table cloth around you did it. Oh Zoe Saldana in Givenchy couture, you make me so sad. I really really like you but you look like giant purple piniata full of sparkles and rainbows. Maggie Gyllenhaal is getting ready to eat some sushi and Charlize Theron got two cinnabuns on her boobies (Thanks for that Joan).
Here’s another thing I wanted to mention. Dear celebrities, please make sure you call each other and verify what everyone’s wearing before you show up looking like this… Thank you.
I really really like Amanda Seyfried (Mostly due to Dear John, thank you for making me cry my eyes out) but both her and Jennifer Lopez (Which by the way was a best dressed nominee on Fashion Police) looked like they were wearing that cellophane stuff, you know the stuff you wrap your valuables in when you move. Oh and Mariah Carey and Gabourey Sidibe. It’s not that they looked bad, it’s just that they didn’t look that great. Granted Gaby looks the best she has ever looked in her porn “money dress” but I could definitely go without Mariah’s ‘Picked it at up at Ross on my way here’ dress. You’re not that skinny any more girl, deal with it.
Mrs. Smith March 9, 2010, at 3:34 pm
 I know I always write only about what the girls are wearing. What can I say, I am a girl, and when I see pretty dresses my eyes get really wide and I start to drool a little bit. So this time I would like to show you exactly why I never write about the guys.
The picture to the left here, is the reason why. BORING! Some of the hottest stars like Chris Pine, Jake Gyllenhaal, Ryan Reynolds, Taylor Lautner, Bradley Cooper and Gerard Butler showed up sporting a black tux with a black bow tie. Common people… you have billion of dollars and you can’t get anymore creative than a black tux and a black bow-tie?
And they weren’t the only ones. Other bow-tie sporting dudes include George Clooney, Matt Damon, Robin Thicke, Jason Bateman and Tom Ford. Yes there might have been some individuals that broke the bow-tie barrier and wore a skinny tie but that just wasn’t enough to revive the lack of color at this year’s Academy Awards.
The only guy that somewhat surprised was Robert Downey Jr. when he showed up with a black tux, a turquoise bow-tie, sneakers and blue see through shades. Good one, but not very appropriate.
Mrs. Smith March 9, 2010, at 1:09 pm
 Now this is my favorite part of an Award Show! Who wore what, who wore it best and who wore it worst is in some cases more important than who won. The Academy Awards is probably the most important of the award shows and it’s very important to look classy, sassy and fabulous. The theme of the night was definitely all about the sparkle and the flow.
From seasoned actresses like Demi Moore in Atelier Versace, Penelope Cruz in Donna Karan couture, Cameron Diaz in Oscar de la Renta, Elizabeth Banks in Versace and Rachel McAdams in Elie Saab Haute couture, to the younger players on the field like Kristen Stewart in Monique Lhuillier (Finally she looks stunning… I was getting a little worried with her funky little outfits), Miley Cyrus in Jenny Packham and Anna Kendrick in Elie Saab, all looked absolutely phenomenal. But who took the cake? That will be the crowd favorite, Sandra Bullock, who also picked up a little gold man for Best Leading Actress in The Blind Side. Bullock’s beaded Marchesa gown won over the Academy and the Fashion Police in both elegance and and glam.
 The Academy Awards, also known as the Oscars, is not only known for it’s importance and the life long statement “I’d like to thank the Academy”, but also for it’s funny. And this year, none other than Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin brought the funny. The show started off with our favorite mini doctor, Neil Patrick Harris, singing and dancing his little heart out with two half naked rockettes.
Over the course of the night, the hosts made sure they put their two cents in and I was sitting with the laptop and writing it all down. Here are some of their Gems:
- Steve: “There’s Damn Helen Mirren”… Alec: “That’s dame Helen Mirren”
- Alec about Woody Harrelson: “He is sooo high!”
- “There’s James Cameron” – ‘Both put on 3D glasses’
- Steve: “Inglorious bastards’ Christoph Waltz is a Nazi obsessed with finding Jews – Well here is the motherload”
- Steve: “The Academy awards… the best night in Hollywood since last night”
- Alec: “Hey Feriss… is this your day off???”
What else happened? The star of Precious, Gabourey Sidibe, told Ryan Seacrest “If Fashion was Porn… this dress is the money job!”… The only time that Mr. Smith dramatically inhaled was when they showed the horror movie slide… and George Clooney was clearly pissed off about something all night.
Mrs. Smith February 18, 2010, at 2:17 pm
Fashion week has always been a mecca for celebrities to come and scope out the latest fashion. Of course the second best part of fashion week is mingling with all their celebrity buddies. Stars from all facets of the industry were there and here are some hot shots of fashion week’s VIP’s.
Some of the stars include CW stars AnnaLynne McCord, Jessica Szohr, Michelle Trachtenberg, Shantel VanSanten, Chase Crawford, Matthew Settle & Kelly Rutherford. Some great movie stars like Mena Suvari, Liv Tyler, Jared Letto, Ryan Phillippe, Kellan Lutz, Kristen Bell, Susan Sarandon, Demi Moore & Brooke Shields. Even some music stars like Natasha Bedingfield, John Legend, Chris Brown, Faith Hill, Lady Gaga and Cyndi Lauper came out to play.
Mrs. Smith February 2, 2010, at 6:00 pm
As I mentioned in The Grammy Awards Best Dressed, The Grammy’s are definitely all about fun. Fun outfits, fun mood and fun performances. And well the stars definitely delivered. The first “lady” we are going to talk about is of course Lady Gaga. One thing she does well, is wear the craziest shit I have ever seen. I personally really don’t like her but she makes excellent material when it’s time for my worse dressed posts. Lady Gaga never disappoints, and that is why she appears not once, not twice, but three times on my crazy list. According to Miss Gaga all of her outfits were custom-made just for her by  Armani Privé.
The next tasteless lady is the lovely Ciara in a black cobweb Givenchy dress, our little pop princess, Britney Spears, in a sheer lace Dolce & Gabbana dress over a black bodysuit which so did not compliment her new hot bod. Now what can you say about Pink, she’s a rock star, even though her performance was absolutely unbelievable, her outfit definitely could have been a little less see-through.
Fergie definitely brought the right arm candy to the Grammy’s (Ahm… hubby Josh Duhamel) but not the right outfit to perform in. Ok, i get it… she was going for the whole futuristic feel for her space cadet performance with The Black Eyed Peas, but the gladiator jock strap was definitely pushing it.
Mrs. Smith February 2, 2010, at 4:54 pm
 Keeping Up With the Kardashians star, Kim Kardashian, is officially here. Miss Kardashian was actually supposed to arrive last night, but due to some mechanical problems with the plane, Kim had to change planes and officially arrived in Miami this afternoon. Kim is in town to support her football star boyfriend, Reggie Bush, who plays for The New Orléans Saints this Sunday on Superbowl night.
Kim is very happy to be in sunny Miami, tweeting “Going to be such a fun week!”, and even mentioned that Miami so beautiful, she might have to get a little place of her own here.
The funny thing is, that E!’s other sweetheart, Kendra Wilkinson, is going to be rooting for her football star boyfriend, Hank Baskett, who is playing for the Indianapolis Cults. Now Mr. Smith is saying that Hank Baskett will probably not be playing since he had only participated in like 4 plays this year, but hey you never know.
What am I excited about? Kim Kardashian’s fabulous thigh length boots. Talk about F me boots. Miss KK is looking hot, even when she just steps off the plane. Jealous.
Now Reggie has to win. Even though Mr. Smith is routing for Indianapolis.
This is more than just the Superbowl people… this is battle of the E! reality shows.
Mrs. Smith February 2, 2010, at 10:15 am
Unlike the other serious award shows, like the Golden Globes and the SAG Awards, The Grammy’s are all about fun, fun, fun. And this year, it was all about legs, legs, legs! The Grammy’s is the one award show you can get loose, play with your outfit and make it totally Rock&Role. Our leading ladies for this evening were Miley Cyrus in a rocker teal Hervé Léger by Max Azria dress, Glee star Lea Michelle (Of Course) in a Romona Keveza one shoulder frock with a fun petal skirt, Ke$ha in a gold 20’s flapper dress, Fergie in a blue mini by Emilio Pucci and Heidi Klum in a gold sequins Emilio Pucci.
So who wins best dressed??? Well to me it’s a tie between Lea Michelle and Miley Cyrus. They both wore dresses that are perfect for them and their individual personality so it’s really tough to pick one. The bigger question is who wins best legs! And the answer is Lea Michele hands down. Even Jay Manuel said that the only crime Lea Michelle committed was hiding those amazing legs. I gotta admit, I think I’m developing a little girl crush on Lea Michele.
Mrs. Smith February 1, 2010, at 11:14 am
Now I don’t know if I’m just old-fashioned, or I am actually conscious of what I look like, but pretty girls should have long pretty hair. Period. I’m sorry but I just don’t think that girls with short hair are very attractive. Especially when it’s boy hair or weird Mohawks. First of all lets talk about Pink, she’ is a rock-star and she gets a free pass because well she’s Pink. Don’t get me wrong, I still think that she could look so much prettier with pretty long blond hair but hey what can you do.
Rihanna, Rihanna, Rihanna… what is going through your head??? I understand that you’re trying to do the whole R&B / Rock&Roll thing, but common. You used to be so pretty!!! Rihanna also started trying this Couture look, and it is sooo not working for her. Now what can you say about Mary J Blige, this woman has been in the business for so long and has had so many different hair styles, that I’m hoping this is just a phase she is going through and that the Fro-Hawk is not here to stay.
In the picture above you can see Mary J Blige, Pink and Rihanna (In that order) as they arrived at the 2010 Grammy Awards last night in Los Angeles. And the questions is… who wore the blond Fro-Hawk best?
Mrs. Smith January 25, 2010, at 12:59 pm
This year’s Screen Actors Guild Awards had a lot of colorful surprises, but also some unexpected disasters! Nicole Kidman, who normally looks very classy, looked like a crazy gypsy lady in an embroidered Oscar de la Renta gown and Fred Leighton jewelry, including a 19th-century gold necklace and Indian enamel bracelets. Even though Julianna Margulies won Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Drama Series for The Good Wife, she didn’t even come close to getting her outfit right. Margulies wore an 80’s suede type fabric with a seat-belt on her shoulder.
Next up we have The United States of Tara’s Toni Collette, in a collection of window curtains sown together. Justin Timberlake was probably trying to show his funky personality but came out looking like Mr. Bean. Now I love Meryl Streep, but she really messed up with her couch upholstery dress and a leather belt. Last but not least we have Patricia Arquette, who won worst dressed on The SAG Awards Fashion Police with Joan Rivers, Khloe Kardashian, Julianna Rancic and Jay Manuel from America’s Next Top Model.
Mrs. Smith January 24, 2010, at 6:47 pm
The 16th Annual Screen Actors Guild aired last night, and the winners were… less than surprising. Almost all the people that won the Golden Globes, won an Actor. Kinda boring really. The one thing that wasn’t boring was the fashion. Colors, colors and more colors. The stars were pouring in the hottest and brightest dresses I have ever seen. One gal totally impressed me once again, a newby to the red carpet, Lea Michele from Glee, looked absolutely amazing in an emerald green Malandrino gown. She is once again my #1. A close second was my favorite funny lady, Kate Hudson, in an Emilio Pucci sleek and sexy dress.
My runners up were Diane Kruger in a mustard gown by Jason Wu, Julie Benz (Darla from Buffy The Vampire Slayer and Angel) in a beautiful plum dress, E! reporter Julianna Rancic in a flowing orange gown, Up In The Air’s Anna Kendrick in an orchid purple Alberta Ferretti gown, Mariska Hargitay (Olivia Benson from Law & Order SVU) in a fun pink dress and Glee’s Quin, Dianna Agron, in a classy white gown.
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