40 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes - Part 1

40. I don’t think any of us was expecting a philosophical quote out of Flavor flave, but this one really takes the cake. While filming “Flavor of Love”, Flave said a few words about one of the contestants — “Hottie is very dramatical, she tried to hypmotize me” – I guess the only one who can speak Flave’s language is Flave!

39. While receiving a style icon award, Jessica Simpson went up on stage and expressed her true feelings — “Is it kind of weird that I’m getting all emotionable?”

38. It was a sad day when Destiny’s Child announced they were breaking up but don’t worry there’s hope for them yet. Straight from the horse’s mouth – While discussing the breakup with E!, Kelly Rowland stated “You know how the Beatles broke up, they did their solo projects and then they got back together” – Ok Kelly… And I guess you’ll be opening for them… In imaginary land!

37. In the April 2004 issue of Blender magazine, Britney Spears was very excited about her travels — “I got to go overseas, to places like Canada.“

36. For an interview with FHM magazine, Anna Nicole Smith was asked “What’s the kinkiest sex you’ve ever had?” She answered — “Once a ghost crawled up my leg and had sex with me. First I thought it was my boyfriend and then I thought ‘Hey he didn’t hurt me, he just gave me some good sex.’” – I just want to know, how many drugs do you have to take to actually have this conversation with yourself???

35. At an interview with British Cosmo, Mischa Barton took time from her beauty sleep to say, “Pretty people aren’t as accepted as other people, it comes with all these stigmas“. Poor little pretty Mischa… She has been cursed… Idiot!

34. It wasn’t bad enough that Brad and Jen were breaking up, Kimberly Stuart (Rod Stuarts daughter) told Blender magazine, “Jennifer has to have something else going for her, it’s not like she’s gorgeous or something“. Nice job Kimberly, this was not the way to the most liked celebrity (not that anyone knows who you are). Jen said it hurt her feelings and to make up for bad-mouthing her, Kim put on an “Aniston Team” cap.

33. When Dan Quail was asked how he could help California in the upcoming elections, he said “I love California, I grew up in Phoenix!” … Huh?

32. After the release of the teen movie sensation “Clueless”, Alicia Silverstone (the star) made this statement – “I think the film was very deep, because it’s light… Cause like lightness has to come from a deep place, if it’s true lightness.” It’s much better if you say it in a Clueless Alicia voice.

31. While at the top of his game (in 1970), Mick Jagger proudly said “I’d rather be dead then singing satisfaction when I’m 45“. Oh Mick… I guess he never though that he’d be performing Satisfaction till he’s 90 … In the same clothes he’s been wearing since 1970!

30. “The Simple Life” has taught Paris and Nicole many things… Many many things. During the first season, the family they were staying with decided to take a trip to Wal-Mart (Ohh Joy!) to which Paris stated, “What’s Wal-Mart??? Do like they sell wall stuff”??? Paris later told critics she was kidding. Ok Paris… Just like you didn’t know that camera was on in the dark.

29. 2003 was a rough year for R. Kelly. After being indicted on child pornography charges, he decided to spill his inner most thoughts to “Blender” magazine. “All of this shit… I’m like the Bin Laden of America; he’s the only one who knows what I’m going through.“

28. Oh that crazy Barbie Benton… One of Hugh Hefner’s longest and most special girlfriends. As part of her life of luxury in the 90′s, Barbie was known for wearing and defending fur? “I believe that minks are made for furs and if we wouldn’t wear fur coats those minks would never have been born.” Whatever helps you sleep at night Barbie!

27. As part of the Berlin Wall freedom celebration, David Hasselhoff proudly stated, “I find it a bit sad that there are no photos hanging of me at the check point wall museum.” Well it has been said… Don’t hassle the Hoff!!!

26. Whose ready for another wacky outburst from Tom Cruise (My hand is raised!)? During an interview with Matt Lauer about his religious views, Tom came up with the following: “You don’t know the history of psychiatry… Matt Matt Matt Matt you’re glib! You don’t even know what Ritalin is.” Tom Tom Tom Tom… What the hell are you talking about???

25. Brooke Shields has sponsored many products during her career but never as important as this: “Smoking kills! If you’re killed you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”

24. In the 1993 Miss. Universe contest, Miss India was asked “If given the chance, would you like to live forever and why?” She answered: “I would not like to live forever because I don’t believe that one could live forever, so I think I would not want to live forever.” Well I’m convinced.

23. In the ’92 presidential campaign, Al Gore made this statement: “A zebra does not change its spots,” explaining why George Bush Sr. should not be re-elected.

22. In the 2005 episode of Tara Reid’s Travel Show in Monaco, Tara wanted to put in her own two cents about war “If you want to be mean to each other, you should just buy your own country and blow each other up, that way we will have no terrorists.” Alright… I guess all our problems are now solved, thanks Tara.

21. When Dennis Rodman was asked “Are you gonna need chemistry to win the championship,”  he replied: “Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out 2+2 =10 or something.” Thank God he’s got Basketball going for him.